March 11, 2007

So So So Good


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Newscast Uses Shocking Krispy Kreme Graphic
"So Good you'll Suck Dick" - An NBC station in August, Georgia recently did a story on Krispy Kreme's new low calorie donuts... unfortunately it doesn't look like they have an eagle-eyed newsroom staff based on the graphic they used, which shocked several residents.


THIS IS SO GOOD... I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN MY JOY IN FINDING THIS GEM OF A CLIP!!! Ohhh yeah... and buy my Donut Paintings... They too are sooo good, you'll suck dick.

March 10, 2007

Rather Put It Aside Than Make A Connection


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MAILING TRANSFERRAL
MARCH 10, 2007
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BARKER - Bacon Bits B (stuffed envelope)

March 09, 2007

Logic Over Reason


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I've been really busy lately developing the new website — thomasarthurschaefer.com, which this blog is hosted on. It's really difficult because I'm dealing with well over a thousand works of art to post and trying to find the most effective navigational system to go about it. The big job currently is preparing all the images for the web with proper naming conventions... then of course the programing of the thing. This site needs to be able to handle my work for the next 10 years easily or until I can afford to hire someone to manage it for me (yeah right). Unlike the previous site which had a god-awful opening time of 15+ minutes, was built like a piece of garbage and was too big for even my own laptop to view without scroling like nuts, this site will open in seconds, launch sections of images the same and be tight and small.
The main sections of the site that will be functioning first will be the online store and the first major section of the site 'Correspondence'. I've decided to order that section by mailing dates instead of by individual people I've mailed. This will allow me to create a smarter navigational system begining now and throughout the future, almost the same way the blog works. Considering the only thing all my correspondences have in common is the date they are sent on, it makes perfect sence. It will be a 'backward' system starting with the most current dates and moving back to the beginning of it all, some 7 years ago. There are close to 800 pieces in this section alone and still growing, so I figure if I can design a smart system around that body of work, all the other sections of work will fall into place pretty easily. I'm running a hidden BETA version of it on the web as I type this and hope to have it go live on April Fools Day... but no jokes about it. It runs really fast... even though I'm dealing with over a GB of data (images/audio/video) that the site pulls from.

MAILING TRANSFERRAL
MARCH 09, 2007
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BARKER - Bacon Bits A (stuffed envelope)

March 06, 2007

On Another Mans Knife


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MAILING TRANSFERRAL
MARCH 06, 2007
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BARKER - Bacon Gone Crackers B (postcard)
ZELTZER - Why Ask Why 10 Years Later... (postcard)

March 05, 2007

My Lips Don't Know What Your Kiss Is Saying


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MAILING TRANSFERRAL
MARCH 05, 2007
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BARKER - Bacon Gone Crackers A (postcard)
KANKA - Don't Believe Girls Get Funky (stuffed envelope)
ZELTZER - Why Ask Why 1996 (postcard)

March 02, 2007

I Had Three A Day


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Saw Tim & Eric Awesome Show LIVE last night at the Earl in East Atlanta. Great show, though I think I drank too much, but not too much that I wasn't able to compile some of the video clips I shot with my crummy digital camera from the show. I wish I had brought my video camera, but ohh well. If you didn't go you missed out.




February 28, 2007

Everyone Says It's Like Stockholm


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MAILING TRANSFERRAL
FEBRUARY 28, 2007
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BARKER - Francis Back Bacon 04 (postcard)
KANKA - Car Wreck Purple (postcard)
ZELTZER - Why Ask Why no.Z (postcard)

February 27, 2007

People Are Such Liars


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MAILING TRANSFERRAL
FEBRUARY 27, 2007
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BARKER - Francis Back Bacon 03 (postcard)
KANKA - Car Wreck Green (postcard)
ZELTZER - Why Ask Why no.X (postcard)

February 26, 2007

I'm Sure It's Not Really That Beautiful


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MAILING TRANSFERRAL
FEBRUARY 26, 2007
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BARKER - Francis Back Bacon 02 (postcard)
KANKA - Car Wreck Magenta (postcard)
ZELTZER - Why Ask Why no.W (postcard)

February 24, 2007

You Never Were That Funny To Begin With


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MAILING TRANSFERRAL
FEBRUARY 24, 2005
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BARKER - Francis Back Bacon 01 (postcard)
KANKA - Car Wreck Yellow (postcard)
KUTZBACH - Cool & The Gang Scraps 05 (postcard)
NEWMAN - Batman Verses 05 (postcard)
ZELTZER - Three For Jeff Koons (postcard)

February 23, 2007

I Got Louies' Boy... I Ain't Trampin'


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MAILING TRANSFERRAL
FEBRUARY 23, 2005
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BARKER - In Stone 02 (stuffed envelope)
KANKA - Car Wreck Blue (postcard)
KUTZBACH - Cool & The Gang Scraps 04 (postcard)
NEWMAN - Batman Verses 04 (postcard)

February 22, 2007

Ohh Trust Me Drink That Drink


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MAILING TRANSFERRAL
FEBRUARY 22, 2005
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BARKER - In Stone 01 (stuffed envelope)
KANKA - Car Wreck Red (postcard)
KUTZBACH - Cool & The Gang Scraps 03(postcard)
NEWMAN - Batman Verses 03 (postcard)

BARKER - Purple Candy Hearts (postcard)
KANKA - Purple Candy Hearts (postcard)
KUTZBACH - Purple Candy Hearts (postcard)
NEWMAN - Purple Candy Hearts (postcard)
PEARSON - Purple Candy Hearts (postcard)

BONANNO - Pink Candy Hearts (postcard)
CHAVARRIA - Pink Candy Hearts (postcard)
ZELTZER - Pink Candy Hearts (postcard)

February 21, 2007

It Rattled And Beat At My Bedroom Wall


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MAILING TRANSFERRAL
FEBRUARY 21, 2005
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BARKER - Hawaiian Punch Fred (stuffed envelope)
KANKA - 6 Bikinis on Fifth Avenue (postcard)
KUTZBACH - Cool & The Gang Scraps 02 (postcard)
NEWMAN - Batman Verses 02 (postcard)

February 20, 2007

That's The Trouble With People Today


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MAILING TRANSFERRAL
FEBRUARY 20, 2005
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BARKER - Juicey Juice Fred (stuffed envelope)
KANKA - 4 Bikinis on Fifth Avenue (postcard)
KUTZBACH - Cool & The Gang Scraps 01 (postcard)
NEWMAN - Batman Verses 01 (postcard)

February 18, 2007

It's Iggy Being Iggy


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Salmonella Tennessee-Contaminated Peanut Butter 2007


FDA widens peanut butter warning
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - All Peter Pan peanut butter bought since May 2006 should be discarded, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration said on Friday in a statement broadening its warning about salmonella-contaminated peanut butter.

More than 290 people from 39 states have become ill in the food poisoning outbreak, and 46 have been hospitalized, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported.

ConAgra Foods Inc., which makes Peter Pan, said earlier it was checking the source of the contamination, which may have also affected the Great Value label peanut butter it makes for retailer Wal-Mart.

The FDA had said on Wednesday that certain batches of Peter Pan butter may contain salmonella and that all had a product code on the lid of the jar beginning with 2111.

The FDA said the suspect Great Value peanut butter also could be identified by the 2111 code.

The CDC has identified the strain of bacteria as Salmonella Tennessee, one of many strains of salmonella bacteria.

They can cause nausea, diarrhea and other ill effects, but usually the sickness clears up on its own in less than a week.

"Although Great Value peanut butter with the specified product code has not been linked by CDC to the cases of Salmonella Tennessee infection, the product is manufactured in the same plant as Peter Pan peanut butter and, thus, is believed to be at similar risk of contamination," the FDA said in a statement.

"Great Value peanut butter made by manufacturers other than ConAgra is not affected."

The FDA said it persuaded ConAgra to recall the peanut butter on Wednesday, shortly after the CDC confirmed it was investigating the outbreak.

"FDA laboratory personnel will analyze samples collected from the manufacturing plant," the agency said.

The last major outbreak of salmonella food poisoning in the United States was in November and was linked to tomatoes. It made 183 people ill in 22 states and Canada.

Every year, approximately 40,000 cases of salmonellosis are reported in the United States and about 600 people die of it, according to the CDC.

Consumer groups have been complaining about federal food safety efforts, saying the various agencies involved, including FDA, CDC and the U.S. Department of Agriculture, do not work together well enough.

"If we cannot protect the nation's supply of peanut butter, one must ask how prepared we are for a terrorist attack on our nation's food supply," Michigan Democratic Rep. Bart Stupak said on Friday.

"As Chairman of the House Oversight and Investigations Subcommittee, I have already been working with Commerce Committee Chairman (John) Dingell to open an investigation into the adequacy of the FDA's efforts to protect our nation's food supply."

FDA widens peanut butter warning

February 16, 2007

Extreme Overdressed Hippies In Prada & Michael Kors


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MAILING TRANSFERRAL
FEBRUARY 16, 2007
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BARKER - Rattlesnake Recipe A2 (postcard)
KANKA - Rattlesnake Recipe B2 (postcard)

February 15, 2007

Not Knowing What's Right And Who's Wrong


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MAILING TRANSFERRAL
FEBRUARY 15, 2007
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BARKER - Rattlesnake Recipe A1 (postcard)
KANKA - Rattlesnake Recipe B1 (postcard)

February 14, 2007

30 Years And Kickin'


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MAILING TRANSFERRAL
FEBRUARY 14, 2007
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BARKER - $3 Valentine (postcard)
KANKA - $5 Valentine (postcard)

February 13, 2007

February 10, 2007

In A 2x2 Stance I Fall


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MAILING TRANSFERRAL
FEBRUARY 11, 2007
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KANKA - Coopertopped Rattler Dressed In Pink (postcard)